This site is all about me, Jeff Garber.

Some things you won't find on this site: Ad Banners, Java, JavaScript, ActiveX, DirectX, OLE, cookies, or other such silliness. It's "best viewed with" any browser since it uses no proprietary extensions. If dynamic processing is required it will be done on our server before the content is passed back to you instead of requiring your browser to run unsafe and slow applets or scripts. I do not use any program to generate my pages; I code them by hand. These practices comprise my philosophy on web design (call me old fashioned if you must).

• Why Mr. Fone?
• Socio-political Ideology
• My ordeal with Chase Manhattan Bank, and why you should never do business with them (yes, it is now my personal crusade to spread the word about their dubious business practices)
• What's with baby buntings?
• I am half of a couple. Learn about our life together and what we are up to lately
• Vital Stats
• Rex, the best dog
• Teletubbies — Why I think these four adorable techno-babies are fabulous
• Odds and ends

If you've been here before and want to know what's new, check out the updates page.